Many in the south have noticed an increase in the number of immigrants, especially from the state of Ohio. Not since the years after the Second War of Independence (the War of Northern Aggression) have so many Yankees brought their way of life and horrible driving so far south. They stay far longer than the allotted welcome generally tendered to seasonal tourists. They take our jobs and harass our women. They also take up all the parking at the beach and try rather ineptly to surf (Ohio kooks are the worst of all). We understand that there are no doubt good reasons to leave Ohio (see the Ohio facts section), but everyone needs to develop some sort of pride in their beginnings, however humble or terrible. All we ask is that they return from whence they came.

This site exists to capture the South Carolinian coastal mentality that those from Ohio should return. Give us some feedback and tell us how you feel. Send your support or hate mail to mail@gobacktoohio.com. If it’s creative, we’ll post it on the blog. Responses are welcome in the comments section of each post on the blog.

Also, we’ve started a GoBackToOhio Battle of the Bands never ending competition. If you think you can sing, send your stuff in!

Just made some magnets - check it out.

Some Pics From The Riverdogs Game

Looks like Charlie from the Riverdogs is on our side.

You can see our banner up on the railing; “Clayton from Dayton” is the goofy guy with the “I’m stayin’” shirt.  He had a fun time in the dunk tank.